The funny thing about this, is that every single girl i’ve dated always comes up with the same idea to “cure” my fear of clowns.

“I’m gonna dress like a cute she-clown and we’re gonna get it on, and you won’t be scared of clowns anymore”.

Bitch, do you wanna get beaten to death by a hysterical, 250lb burly manchild with an erection?

I didn’t think so.